National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.

"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"

by Love900 August 9, 2019

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

National Pack Inzaghi Day

Today is the day we’re there is a 9/10 chance that you will pack Filippo Inzaghi out of any Icon pack you open on Fifa. Today also brings good luck in FUT friendlies but if you play Champs, unlucky.

Nahhhh EA why Inzaghi, I sweated to get that pack and you go and give me him!!! Nah screw it, it’s defo International Pack Inzaghi Day isn’t it

by VAR sucks January 8, 2021

National Cuddle Day

August 1st is National Cuddle Day you have to cuddle with someone

Today is National Cuddle Day

by Kikidikidoo July 30, 2021

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021