not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.

*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑

by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024

good ending (smile face)

a meme

a youtuber dies in bladeball. GOOD ENDING (SMILE FACE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA A HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAH

by AntiVenim Six February 5, 2024

Tuppence Face

When the features of a person's face are so close together they could be covered by a tuppence (a two pence piece).

His eyes, nose and mouth were so close together he had a tuppence face. (Possibly Colm Meaney, John C. Reilly)

by LadyJeff February 6, 2024

Gray-facing

The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.

Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again

by Sivart Nnamediew April 4, 2023