Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud

Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him

Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 19, 2022
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A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 19, 2010
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The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
by KA_TheLegend April 24, 2017
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When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.
Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit
by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021
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When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️
Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.
by Pixie Crotch April 20, 2023
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