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Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
by fwjakko April 25, 2024
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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016
mugGet the Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshakemug.

coon

when a black person lets non black people do wild shit to other black people with no repercussions.

when a black person only likes white people
did he say something to that racist?

girl no, hes a coon.
by theblackestblacky January 9, 2023
mugGet the coonmug.

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.
by fluvio March 22, 2011
mugGet the coon topmug.

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
mugGet the Fort Coonmug.

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
mugGet the primal coonmug.

coon

A racial slur against black people, identical to "nigga".
"That coon annoys me so much."
by ijderrick November 9, 2021
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