North Bridge Middle School

The lowest it can get. There is drug trafficing more trafficing constant cases of assalult and harassment, drug trafficing and fights. Brutal fights. Not to mention the pupils are constantly making out and hooking up, and getting into relationships too young. Its not like their mormon. over all this school needs major but i think it all comes down to one problem, liberals. Think about it, the liberals let ppl in and out or border with drugs which responds to my problem with drug trafficing. as for assault and harrasment, well look no further then Bill Clinton, harrasing people sexually. As for relationships too young thats their parents problem, a majority of which are in fact liberal. I would never let my daughter get into a relationship middle school age and im a conservative so liberals are the problem and have to go.

At North Bridge Middle School blunts are snorted.

by TonkerBall November 22, 2017

jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 13, 2017

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.

I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.

by Paul Porter May 2, 2016

The Scott Mills Bridge

The Scott Mills Bridge is location at the wonderful M3 Fleet Services in Hampshire. The bridge is named after the Radio 1 legend Scotty Mills. One famous quote to do with this 6th wonder of the world is... "Rod...The Curtains!".

Brian drives under the Scott Mills Bridge everyday, whereas Mildrith is always on top of Scott Mills

by CamW July 20, 2016

Stinky Bridge

The area connecting your nuts and arsehole. AKA the gooch, the weld and so on and so forth.

Her tongue got lost in the depths of my stinky bridge, it was not a journey for the faint hearted. I have just commenced a historic game of five aside, she saved me the shower.

by Hatfields Ho 1 January 22, 2018