fruity slip

when two guys in a threesome make eye contact

i had an insane fruity slip last night but i kinda liked it

by fruityfreudy August 28, 2022

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

Flaming slip n slide

A daring and unconventional sex act that involves the adventurous use of fire and lubrication. In this exhilarating act, one partner applies a generous amount of flammable lube onto their body, while the other partner ignites it with a carefully controlled flame. As the lube catches fire, the couple engages in a slippery and adrenaline-fueled escapade, sliding and gliding through the flames with unabashed enthusiasm

Ambatubus: So me and Amkaming did the Flaming slip n slide last night
Ambatublow: wow that's amazing

by D3ADM1ND May 28, 2023

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

jimmy slip slide

When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh

Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”

by Jfloresc2 December 5, 2020

The Pizza Hut slip

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

by Vice420 June 12, 2021