A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.
I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it
dude no, that would break feese's law
dude no, that would break feese's law
by hhhhhhhhhhhssskidonfoijafdakkl July 20, 2010
Get the Feese's lawmug. by Ben Davis September 30, 2003
Get the sod's lawmug. Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008
Get the Joel's Lawmug. No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.
Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
by bifloman January 26, 2006
Get the Grant's Lawmug. see also PITA
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.
by ADubbs July 19, 2005
Get the Sister-In-Lawmug. by Mike Epstein November 8, 2003
Get the mother in lawmug. In golfing terms shanked a shot, lands on green next to pin.
" My god that was a bit of a sister-in-law"
" My god that was a bit of a sister-in-law"
by Slaine March 21, 2007
Get the sister-in-lawmug.