Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

More cheek than a baboon's arse

1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate

1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse

2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse

by McBoyd November 6, 2007

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit

an expression which clearly defines how ridiculously hot it may be in a given location....say Iraq

Why are you sweating? Because it's hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit in here!

by redeyejedi February 5, 2009

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.

The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

by Jeni1969 December 7, 2011

Wyd other than being cute

Something shabayah says to his girlfriend while there on the phone but she tried to take it

Ciara- wyd
Shabayah- nun wyd other than being cute

by Savage🤣🤣🤣 April 7, 2019