Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
by MCBassGuitar May 30, 2015
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The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013
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Beer Safe

1. Exclamation to be spoken while drinking beer and driving on a dirt road when coming to a pothole or bump. This allows the passengers to lift and hold their beers steady to avoid spillage.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.
1. "Beer safe! Bump coming up!"
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."

4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."
by jbszee August 08, 2015
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beer locust

Someone that drinks all your beer.
My buddy is such a beer locust, he was over last night and drank all my beer.
by Blanco Diablo January 18, 2020
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beer lairiness

An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.
Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!
by technogreek August 21, 2005
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Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
by The Googler August 16, 2008
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