Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

Naked

The best thing to name a dog

First I have to walk Naked down the street.

by Antidistablishmentarinism March 3, 2015

Naked and Afraid

A sex position where both individuals seen naked and are afraid

Hey ed you wanna do naked and afraid? Yeah I'm up for that

by Sammwizzleeeee July 31, 2017

spontaineously naked

A Dark punk/Immature punk band from good old warrington in the UK. Play such classic songs as 'Apple man' and 'My wife is gay'. The ultimate blend of hardcore punk mixed in with some silly childlike immaturity, like mixing brown sauce with ice cream, pure genuius!!!

Dude, did you see that band, the rocked my socks off, now my feet are cold, ROCK ON!!!

by Tim aka Mittons October 9, 2004

nike

Sportswear brand that controls approx. 70% of the sportswear market. The vast majority of its produce is not designed for any sport. Footwear is very often heavy and contains far too much cushioning and tacky design. Made for the street under the guise of sportswear.

Nike shox are like putting a couple of cats under my feet.

by Gumba Gumba July 29, 2006

naked

The word naked is traditionally used in rederence to the bare human body. It is also, in fact, commonly used as a sunstitute for the word cool. Also reasonable substitutions are: chill, nice, awesome, fun.

Oh man Randi, playing mini golf sounds totally naked

You and i are as naked as it gets.

I like that you are so naked all the time

by JackVicious August 6, 2007

nike

Tiger Woods' religion.

#1: Is Tiger religous?
#2: Yeah, he's a Nike.
#1: WTF!?

by Zopal July 29, 2006