myspace 

The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.

myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.

myspace by Jonny MW September 8, 2006

myspace 

myspace is just the cheap fuckers way of trying to meet that "special someone" for free.no this is NOT Match.com or EHarmony but it is free and the fruit cakes you WILL encounter on myspace are just as creepy,lonely and worthless as the rest of the morons in chat rooms and internet web sites matching losers with losers.damn i have met a better class of people at the damn bar.get a life myspace is for losers and little girls tryin to be dirty without their parents finding out.

The loser: damn dude i just met this hot chick on myspace.

Losers friend: really dude you can meet hot chicks for FREE!
someone forgot to let them in on the secret of the internet,NOBODY PUTS UP A REAL PICTURE YOU MORON!FINE CHICK=BIG BERTHA HA HA HA!

myspace by iecbutterflygirl May 27, 2007

myspace 

a social website that is obsessive and life-consuming.

many people have ditched their social lives to hang out on myspace.

myspace by paytonritchey July 16, 2007

myspace whore 

A sociopath who lives for myspace, updating her profile and waiting for comments by the minute. Or a Huge whore who posts pictures to sell herself online, especially on band sites because she's hoping to get all the lame freaky old emo guys to sleep with her cause they have nothing else to do than meet up with here.

Mom: ru on the internet again? u shouldn't be such a myspace whore!
Myspace Whore: Duh? I had to add my slutty pictures of myself so that all the hott internet 40-year-olds can look at me.
Mom: We're calling "To Catch a Predator"
Myspace Whore: F*** u! I love my boys!

myspace whore by crashingheart May 22, 2007

myspaceherpes

I thought the herpes of myspace was glitter

eeewww her myspace has all that myspaceherpes all over it

myspaceherpes by oblio September 5, 2007

MySpace Whore 

Okay, so there have been countless number of posts on this phrase. Most of them have been negative.
Myspace whores do have real friends, they choose to go on MySpace a lot. They expand their network by adding more people, and the more friends you have, the more 'superior' you are.
To some this is pathetic, to some this is a way to pass time and kill boredom.
We all don't want to be out all the time, it does rain.
And so what if they ask for picture comments, if they put the effort into taking a decent picture and editing it, what's wrong in expecting people to put half the effort back in and commenting it.
You people are only jelous because all your pictures have been taken with a shitty webcam and Photoshop can't make you look any more attractive than you are cos it's not possible.
So leave the people of MySpace alone, and on almost every 'MySpace whores' profile it does say somewhere;
I post a lot of bulletins. If you've got a problem, delete me.

Kid: OMFGZ GET A LIFE UR SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE
MW: Shut up. I can do what I want. If you have a problem with my bulletins or pictures, delete me.
Kid: Why don't you just kill yourself cos you've got no life?
MW: I do have a life. It's just it's raining today and none of my friends are out, so why should I be?
Kid: Oh.

MySpace Whore by Scottsuicide August 26, 2007

myspace whore 

A girl who uses myspace to flirt with many guys that she would like to "meet" *cough*HOOK UP WITH*cough*. She has never met any of them, and will constantly talk about the random guys she's meeting that could be a sick ass perv. She will have at least 3 guys that she wants to meet, and talks to all 3plus in one day.

"She's flirting with all these random guys on myspace; She's such a fucking myspace whore"

myspace whore by Alyssa S August 25, 2007