pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

by The Great Turd Burglar May 30, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 17, 2021

Mc Monster

When a Mc Donalds Dollar menu Mc chicken is inserted into a Mc Double. Creating a Mc Monster. There is also a Mc Monster challenge where one cannot put down, drink or use a napkin once the contestant has started. This word originated from the Northwest of Washington.

Bill: Lets go to Mc Donalds to do the Mc Monster Challenge!
Joe: Oh god! im still recovering from the last Mc Monster

by 221krew June 10, 2010

Study Monster

A person who spends all their free time in their room studying, like a monster that never leaves its cave.

"David Ley is such a study monster"

by young jonas April 4, 2010

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010