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pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck
by larve March 4, 2003
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sand monster

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"
by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009
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Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
by amdkenworth January 5, 2011
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 17, 2021
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War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.
I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.
by The Great Turd Burglar May 30, 2011
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E MONSTER

dont let the e monster breach containment again
by evanger_11 March 5, 2021
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pubic monster

When the happy trail transcends the basic amount of hair and a direct continuation of the pubic hair become a living life force able to think and move on its own.
by randomguy010 March 6, 2008
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