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January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty
January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that
by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021
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22 January

On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...

The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)

But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.

Shes always late to class.
The 22nd of January being defined.

#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"

#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"

#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
by Sara the cow November 11, 2019
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January 21st

The day when all the beautiful people were born.
X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.
by didi.itsme October 17, 2019
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January 3rd

A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school

And you watch the theories and rumors unfold
Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”
by 4spen December 31, 2021
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The January Kid

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.
Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............
by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009
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12 January

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.
John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!
by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020
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27th of january

A day when the baddest bitches are born. All girls born on this day are hot and amazing at sex.
"Yo when's her birthday?" "27th of January" "That explains so much"
by iknowyoureobsessedwithme December 15, 2020
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