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January 14

Give girls named Olivia a slap in the face.... another one if their last name starts with p...
"Its January 14th, go slap an Olivia"

"Okay"
by its e bitches November 15, 2020
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January 20

A day where you and your bf/gf cuddle all day while watching Netflix. You can’t get freaky tho
Guy:hey it’s January 20. Netflix and chill?
Girl:sure
by Yourlocaldogeater January 18, 2020
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January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty
January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that
by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021
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January 3rd

A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school

And you watch the theories and rumors unfold
Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”
by 4spen December 31, 2021
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January 21st

The day when all the beautiful people were born.
X: today is my birthday, today's January 21st M: Today's the birthday of all the beautiful people, So you're beautiful.
by didi.itsme October 17, 2019
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The January Kid

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.
Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............
by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009
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12 January

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.
John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!
by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020
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