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pop a flare

To jizz oneself
*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."
by gosox19 May 23, 2013
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flippedie flappedie floep

A very fat penis.
That guy has a flippedie flappedie floep
by FatDick123 February 27, 2018
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Romantic lens flare

A situation that arises when one or both partners in a romantic relationship are infatuated and distracted by each other that they become oblivious to what is happening in the world around them. It could be they just were not paying attention to their surroundings or they just don’t care. It is not usually done on purpose or to be intentionally mean as they are just distracted.
Luna: Hey Ivan. How are you doing today?
Ivan does not respond to her at all.

Luna: Ivan. How are you doing?
Ivan continues not to respond. Luna turns to Sergio.
Luna: Why is Ivan not responding to me?

Sergio: He is with his girlfriend right now, whom he is easily distracted by. He is probably suffering from a romantic lens flare. I think she will be leaving in a few minutes though, which hopefully he will listen once she leaves.
by Vanguard 1998 June 13, 2021
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South Chicago Sun Flare

When you slip pop-its into your urethra and they slowly go off one by one during anal intercourse
I'm still having issues sitting down after me and George tried the South Chicago Sun Flare.
by BeefCake- January 8, 2026
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National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
by pixeel November 29, 2023
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How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out

How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out
How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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