Dual fist action

Dual fist action refers to rubbing the meat with both hands. Generally speaking if you can fit both hands on your dick it is very large.
Will: I get that dual fist action on every night.
Kyle: I can only get that single fist action.
by N404SY May 03, 2022
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Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.
After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.
by Yimmycat January 31, 2012
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terrorist fist bump

noun Barack Obama's fist bump with wife Michelle during
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.
Bill O'lielly: And there it is... the terrorist fist bump once again.
by rich rick February 28, 2011
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Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.
Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?
by Matthew Pryce August 07, 2006
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terrorist fist jab

Something like pound it but only used when calling a jihad on america after winning the necessary number of delegates to clinch the democratic nomination.
the "gesture everyone seems to interpret differently," Fox News' E.D. Hill said: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? ... We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

Thanks Fox News!
by 35Articles June 10, 2008
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Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .
by westsidemonkeyfist July 08, 2009
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