comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

ex

fat person i used to like (big mistake)
also extremely petty and stupid

"bro some mf got 13%"
"that has to be my ex"

by jkfhkshfjshjkfdhjfhjdhgkdhjkg October 24, 2022

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013

ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012

.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025