Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025