Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"

by mcgruffallo July 25, 2021

Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 16, 2021

Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 11, 2011

Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 16, 2022

Knuckle Bacon

The outer lip of the vagina that is a reddish color

That girl was so nasty , she had wicked Knuckle Bacon

by HotCosby05 October 17, 2021

racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

by Malicious_Activity November 29, 2016

Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.

"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"

by Hally13uk March 31, 2010