pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

tree monster

ugly person
funny looking
overall OMG what it is

Jason look like a tree monster.

by ty2021 February 28, 2018

monster slam

1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.

1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.

by Mason Bonar February 7, 2006

mocha monster

Midgets massive cock

Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.

by Sab <3 June 3, 2019

Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.

I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.

by amdkenworth January 5, 2011

Study Monster

A person who spends all their free time in their room studying, like a monster that never leaves its cave.

"David Ley is such a study monster"

by young jonas April 4, 2010