Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020

Wanker

Wanker = a cringe lord, that wanks alot and breaks his clavicle while jerking

Hé Luuk Aarts, you're a wanker. But how dit you break your clavicle?

by Luckov January 24, 2020

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to

trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker

by hideB!tch February 1, 2020

party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.

I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020

Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.

A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.

by Driver1612 May 22, 2020