Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel

you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker

by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"

Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!

by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021