Wanker

Very smart person

Alisha meant wanker in a good way

by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker

Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024

nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.

“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023

Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022