Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.

“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”

by modernphrases June 6, 2023

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Bacon Party

A party in which you can throw for yourself or another in which you first get baked (smoke or consume Cannabis until you are really hungry and really high) and then you make bacon-ALL of the bacon-and then eat the bacon.

I got high last night and threw myself a Bacon Party!

by Vasartas March 26, 2020

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 15, 2014

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014