anus jungle

Another word for but crack hair

I wanted to stick it in, but I could barely see it through her anus jungle

by Beefy Beethoven November 6, 2018

jungle rogue

The first time fooling around with a girl, and you start to go down there, you encounter jungle rogue when she has a bush

The first time Dave went down on Natalie he encountered jungle rogue when he found out she was furry in the groin region.

by Famous Dave Times three November 25, 2013

Jungle Knuckle

A noun used to determine if a white person is racist

'Hey, do you know what a jungle knuckle is?'
'Does it have to do with black people?'

by MitoGuy March 18, 2021

Jungle Joke

A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.

Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.

by Birdstheword July 5, 2022

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Jungle Glizzy

Gorilla dick or a dick resembling that of a gorilla's.

"You see that dude in the showers?"
"Dude had a Jungle Glizzy"

by ICantStopShittin April 18, 2022

Welcome to the Jungle

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine

Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh

by Death Menace July 11, 2023