Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 4, 2021
Get the Angry Pterodactyl mug.When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.
by Green Team Three December 5, 2012
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by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017
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Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021
Get the Angry Kitten mug.The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.
by Uwelads March 29, 2017
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A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.
A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.
A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.
A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.
"I can't stop starring at that Angry Dane, and I'm pretty sure she hates my guts by the way she just told me to fuck off."
"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.
"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.
by Ziegenbäuerin September 12, 2014
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by Graeme99 October 21, 2019
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