Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

Blonde

People that have little to no intelligance once so ever, they do infact have nice bodys but often act out in bad way.

Blondes, very dumb.

Since he was blonde he was classified as dumb.

by UwU is gay January 6, 2019

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.

Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."

by boronanon April 3, 2015