When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
by Goetta June 2, 2015
Get the Country Conference Callmug. Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.
Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
by Bradtery December 6, 2020
Get the Country Club Crewmug. The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
Get the country music singularitymug. The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016
Get the Country Club Specialmug. A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
Get the orinda country clubmug. Springhaven Country Club
by wallingfordgirl July 7, 2009
Get the Springhaven Country Clubmug. Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety
by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 20, 2021
Get the Country Music Listenermug.