by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022
Get the The Lebron James of soccer mug.In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
Get the Soccer mom mug.Currently in the Elite 8. Has won three-straight SEC titles. Scores a lot of goals. Plays at Razorback Field in front of the best fans in the NCAA. Coached by Colby Hale.
by NoNameSoccerFan November 23, 2021
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by actually no name June 17, 2021
Get the Soccer mug.Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
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