Alicante Pick n Mix

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.

Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022

Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

dick pick

basically a toothpick but it's for your tip.

there was some cum on my tip, so i used a dick pick to get it out !

by Youngboyonpornhub June 16, 2023

Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.

Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*

by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014

Shit and pick

This is where a lady shits on a mans dick during the course of sex, pick means the lady could have picked if she wanted to take the shit it’s often occurring after having deep anal sex with the lady needing the toilet

“Aaaaw fuck yeah baby *shits*” “why did you take a shit and pick on me?”

by TheChoppers April 10, 2019

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!

boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss

by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021

UwU emo pick me pls

A girl who says mainly " I dont care baddie💅 " but loves to suck up to guys. A really annoying,bad, suck up to guys person.Please don't be this type of girl. She probably gets insulted and roasted but she definitely deserves this treatment.

Jake: Oh great I'm so annoyed!

Uwu emo pick me pls: I can make your day better jakey poo UWU

Jake: (My day has just gone worst)

by Oop 😶- June 17, 2022