Noob Hell

When your local Nintendo messageboards are filled with stupid, inane threads posted by people who don't know what they're talking about

Noob Demon 1: I know you will be able to download old games onto the revolution, but where will the games be stored?

Me: On the Revolution noob!

Noob Demom 2:I'm getting worried that the graphics in the Nintendo Revolution won't be as good as the XBOX 360.

Me: It's not about graphics noob, it's about gameplay!

Noob Demon 3: You guys are all such noobs. All you do is sit around making stupid threads.

Me: And all you do is reply to those stupid threads instead of letting them die on their own. Why can't you contribute dope? I'm in Noob Hell.

by Manke Dochae December 2, 2005

BR Noob

a noob that attempts to kill good people with a battle rifle in the game of halo.
normally they either miss, get gut shots, or a leg shot

player 1: *running along*
Noob: *shoots and misses. then fires again and gets a gut shot*
Player: "whos the BR noob attempting to hit me?!"
Noob: *fires again and misses*
Player 1: *finds the noob after missing the shot* "Boom Head Shot!" *kills noob

by Lord Jackal February 12, 2008

Noob Tube

A tube in which noobs use to devestate their opponents.

Aw dude he just noob tubed me.

by Atlas XII December 9, 2008

Noob Tuber

When someone in COD MW 1,2,or 3 continually kills people with the grenade launcher only.

"That noob tuber took my kill!!!"

by supawesomecodman January 1, 2012

super noob

A person that is almost pitiful at gaming. They are easy pray for computer nerds and have trouble beating other noobs.

U pwned the noob. BFD.

by Pimparoo the ghetto elf April 28, 2005

noob salad

a variety of noobs in the same location, who have been owned, or are about to be owned:

different noobs getting slaughtered

you guys are going to be a noob salad

you guys made a pretty good noob salad

by Haijj June 26, 2009

veteran noob

a person that is a noob that quit the game than comes back to a game.

did you hear that bobtheknight is back? Ya, he is a veteran noob.

by Christian Piedra February 10, 2009