Mud Cunt

It is a woman with short arms.

Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.

She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.

Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.

You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.

by Sticksy November 9, 2019

mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017

mud dropper

A common terminology for accidentally spewing diarrhea during the sexual act of anal intercourse.

"I had to take the hottest shower after this bitch mud dropped all over my dick!"

"Careful, I heard that chick is a mud dropper."

by the sparrow January 1, 2015

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.

Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!

by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023

mud-buggying

The act of making an engine noise while sticking your face between two butt cheeks.

When that stripper bent over, I buried my face in the crack of his ass and started mud-buggying those beautiful butt cheeks!

by Dalebert May 17, 2012

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020