twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

Study Monster

A person who spends all their free time in their room studying, like a monster that never leaves its cave.

"David Ley is such a study monster"

by young jonas April 4, 2010

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.

I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.

by amdkenworth January 5, 2011

Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.

Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!

by Binnyswaa April 11, 2011