A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
by CorporateShadow December 20, 2011
by Ben Davis September 30, 2003
Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008
No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.
Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.
Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.
by bifloman January 26, 2006
see also PITA
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.
by ADubbs July 01, 2005
by Mike Epstein November 09, 2003
In golfing terms shanked a shot, lands on green next to pin.
" My god that was a bit of a sister-in-law"
" My god that was a bit of a sister-in-law"
by Slaine March 19, 2007