Irish Cuisine

Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.

"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"

"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."

by GLM79 May 8, 2008

Irish Wedgie

The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.

Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!

by ChunkyManSoup December 28, 2021

Irish Firefighter

When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.

I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.

by I spelled bannanas wrong April 16, 2023

Black Irish

An Irishman who’s Irish from the waist up, and black from the waist down.

Ohh, I hear he’s black irish

by Bruh1000 August 14, 2019

Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button

Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.

by Disgruntled_Landlord October 24, 2012

Irish Sunburn

Where ones face is very red from drinking too much alcohol.

Sully has had 12 beers and has a little Irish Sunburn going. His pale ginger skin looks like it's on fire.

by clutchcmk July 25, 2010

Irish Power Bomb

6 oz shot glass (or a scotch glass equivalent) of Jameson Whiskey and Powerade. Jameson comprises 3/4 of the glass and 1/4 of Powerade.

Invented and developed by: C3, SDO

Irish Power Bomb
- 6 oz shot glass of Jameson Whiskey
- mixed with Powerade

by C3 - SDO October 12, 2010