you got mail

The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.

"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*

by g f b February 27, 2008

got me sideways

To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.

Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."

by Terp January 16, 2006

we got to talk

the most horryfing thing a girl can say to her boyfriend

susan: "George, we got to talk.."
George: "fuck!"

by AyraMatao December 20, 2008

i got five on it

"I got five on it" is a statement from the Luniz. They were a rap duo from the yay area. The term means i got five on: that sack, that bottle, that BLUNT... hahaha

Ya, i got five on it. Hurry up and roll it up

by maxinda925 January 31, 2005

shawdy got gifts

A girl that has plenty of "gifts". The gifts are often physical because these types of girls are often retarded in the head and have to use a calculator to do a simple math problem such as two times two. It is also a term that is used in the <3 clan by the member KHEF12 which says it after he has been dissed or the team has won a game.

Carrick: oh mah gawd shawdy got gifts.

Shawdy got gifts: BITCH PLEASE! *BITCH SLAPS CARRICK"

by ShawdyGotGifts November 3, 2010

I Got Next

Commonly used in sports, too, such as at a basketball court. Related is "got last," which means that the person has the game available after whatever group(s) have currently has called next.

I got next in the game of basketball.

by Kenstro November 19, 2016

Bitch Got served

A handy combination of "You got served" and calling someone a bitch. Used in the popular machinima "The Leet World"

- "I think the only one who wears panties around here is montrose"

- "What you mean like the ones I got from your dad?"

- "Yeah well... Thats just, I mean ah, eh um... Son of a bitch!"

- "Everybody hear that sound?"
"Bitch got served."

by Nitro378 August 4, 2008