the art of fucking yourself 

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.

I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

the art of fucking yourself by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013

cunt ass mother fucking bullshit 

Its your mom

WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT

cunt ass mother fucking bullshit by cookie DUUUUUUUUUDE July 21, 2017

bad ass mother fucking savage 

one who is super savage at something in sports

that kid was being a bad ass mother fucking savage at shooting doubles

bad ass mother fucking savage by yurok69 June 11, 2008

Are you out of your fucking mind? 

Hamburger meme.

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.

Are you out of your fucking mind? by Seksel January 27, 2020

Absolute Fucking Chad 

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

Absolute Fucking Chad by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore 

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

ass fucking titty nigger

Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.

Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigger.

ass fucking titty nigger by grantspeepeehurt March 7, 2009