by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022
Get the It's snot funnymug. by Lol funny the based man March 1, 2021
Get the Lol funnymug. by BadSpeechguy October 23, 2022
Get the Not being funnymug. 1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
Get the Infinite Funny Theoremmug. "this ana just rizzed me in my gyat and i got slept" -cole
"this is why no one thinks youre funny cole." -not cole
"this is why no one thinks youre funny cole." -not cole
by NOT-TNTman April 5, 2024
Get the funnymug. The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
by Peanut June 10, 2004
Get the funny inchmug. Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?
by Darius the dankus April 9, 2019
Get the Funny beansmug.