[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 5, 2009

fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

fucktard

A person who fucks retarded people.

Man: I love having sex with retarded girls.

Other Man: You're such a fucktard.

by steven yard July 4, 2010

Fucktard

A fucking retard.
Or
A retarded fucker.

Or

Fucked up retard.

Sam you fucktard , no one fucking loves you cunt.

by Fuckyas up! September 14, 2016

Fucktard

A retarded person

“Your such a fucktard!”

by Fucktard65 January 18, 2018

fucktard

Complete oaf, idiot; one who often makes a mockery of himself due to a series of poor decisions; commonly given to ex-lover who made dumb choices

Your such a fucktard for taking me, a vegan, to a burger joint.

by a$ap_ash August 30, 2015

Fucktard

someone who is very obnoxious or dumb

Jerry is a FuckTard.

by my lucky ass July 23, 2016