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English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
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Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
by Cheeerio December 24, 2023
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english or spanish

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"
by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024
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The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world
1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?
by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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Englishing

Fuck, he's having trouble englishing. He can barely talk without a cat getting his tongue.
by Pablo Juan Cena May 9, 2019
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English or spanish

when you use this word the other person needs to repond

then you have to link this with a human action like first one to laugh,talk,move is gay you always have to put is gay at the end at all cost.
English or spanish. they respond -english. whoever moves first is gay
by HeckerLilbro June 17, 2024
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