second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 29, 2011

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey March 01, 2023

Eating buddy

When you eat the Chandan doggy.

Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.

by MikeHunt723 May 10, 2021

Eat the bear

The act of 'motorboating' a man's hairy chest. Gaining his scent. Immersing yourself in his must.

Girl 1: he's so hairy, it's sexy af
Girl 2: did you eat the bear?
Girl 1: OMG I wanted to!

by Minibreebee June 26, 2018

Eat their hearts

To intimidate others to such a degree as to receive praise and respect. This is similar to a power move, but it gets a positive reaction from those who it is used on.

“Hey Zach, how did I do? Did I eat their hearts?”

“Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”

by Señor Axolotl March 09, 2022

eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage April 17, 2012