My co-2C1R-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 07, 2021
Clothing line from small town Bakersfield, California. Founded by Mellow Martyr. Exclusive clothing for the rich minded.
At the moment, I'm wearing custom-embroidered socks I purchased online from Emeralds & Laces Supply Co.
by thatmellowfellow April 18, 2013
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 06, 2020
by New age definitions November 21, 2016
When a group is all Groaming at the same time instead of talking. They often still see this as "hanging out" despite not talking to each other.
Person A:"Brad and his friends sure are co-groaming over there, huh?"
Person B:"Yeah, they haven't looked up from their phones in hours, even though they're all right next to each other."
Person B:"Yeah, they haven't looked up from their phones in hours, even though they're all right next to each other."
by OliveCheeseburger December 18, 2019
My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019