External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.

Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2023

Gun Control

An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen

“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably

by Psiononpsychotics May 27, 2022

controller's controller

A financial or corporate controller who is so anal about every fine detail of accounting whether for their publicly traded company or their own grocery shopping list.

That guy is surely a controller's controller... He told the board about an accounting error made back in 2015 during the 2020 board meeting. He also is known to triple check his grocery receipt and cannot go one mile over 3,000 without an oil change. That guy is a controller's controller!

by PaymeNOW January 16, 2021

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Cause For Control

Cause For Control are a pop, punk, rock band from Bournemouth. Including members Dale Fisher (Guitar, Vocals), Lewis Patrick (Guitar, Max Ashley (Bass) and Rory McHugh (Drums)

Hey, have you heard of that band Cause For Control, they sound pretty awesome

by Cause For Control November 24, 2019

microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025