Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shitmug. by Phnx563 May 16, 2025
Get the Mid-stroke voicemug. A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.
Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!
by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017
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by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025
Get the Stroke Latinmug. Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
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My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.
by munting menace April 25, 2025
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