oink me

When your getting pounded in the bed and you are being quiet and you don't want to let the parents know your having sex by moaning so you scream OINK ME DADDY

O JARELD OINK ME

by Oink me April 8, 2017

Lucky Me

A phrase used heavily by @ihatejulian - which simply means BLESSED and FAVORED. Even in the worst scenario's you still come out on top. You must have faith to use the term "lucky me" you must be more optimistic than pessimistic to use the term "lucky me"

"Oh fuck I got called in to work Lucky Me"
"I got a $300 Tip Today at work and I wasn't even originally scheduled "Lucky Me!!!"

by SaladSadamm October 9, 2020

nut me

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.

1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"

Girl: "You like that"

Guy: "NUT ME!"

Girl: "ahhhh"

2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"

Friend: "NUT ME!"

Guy: "Dude don't be gay"

Friend: "Ok"

by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009

Take me

A very clear signal that the phrase's user is groin-grabbingly horny and wants whomever they direct it to have sex with them right now.

This is incredibly sexy when it's said by an attractive, submissive female.

When the attractive, submissive female whispered, "Take me," I couldn't help but do what she wished.

by 'Annony' June 27, 2005

skin me

Related to the phrase, give me some skin. i.e. Give me a high five. Usually used when greeting friends.

Skin me!

by Steve June 5, 2003

against me

the band that is both the epitome and the saving grace of the punk community.

Against Me's cd "Reinvinting Axle Rose" is probably one of the best albums ever.

by bat comander October 26, 2003

slide on me

To come through on your location, or simply ask someone to come over where you are.

Stone: "Whats good bro, slide on me man."

Paris: "Fasho bro i be there in a bit"

Stone: "Whats good bro, slide on me man."

Paris: "Fasho bro i be there in a bit"

by Thiago Bandz November 4, 2014