Dirty rat that looks like a panda, he has no hair and looks like Philip scolfield on a drug charge and personally I think he smells like the granite on scunthorpes worst gaff, has a worse hairline than Sadio Mane Vs Chelsea, holds kids hostage.
by Your dad's fleshlight August 31, 2021
Get the Blake hodgkissmug. Blake has a buttcrack.
by Hdhdhshhshd November 25, 2019
Get the Blakemug. He is Kind, loving, smart and is amazing in bed😣😣😣😣, His Dick is big especially for normally being Caucasian. The best guy to tell your secrets to and is a fighter he will fight you even if he loves you so don't forget that. He is chill and mostly laid back until he gets angry, but forgiving. All together a great guy!!!
by Compleat Microbe April 7, 2018
Get the Blakemug. Blake is a guy with a deep voice, like the singer Corpes's voice. He's pretty tall and girls fall for him quickly. He's the type of guy that would dump his girlfriend right away for another girl. He makes girls fall for him and messes with them. My opinion is that he's a fucking dickhead. He's always flirting and he's no good at all
Blake: Hey Daddy (Insert your girlfriend's name)~ Fuck me~
Gf: 👀
Me: *in the corner knowing he's just messing around, but still getting a bit jealous*
Gf: 👀
Me: *in the corner knowing he's just messing around, but still getting a bit jealous*
by SmolSoldier October 26, 2020
Get the Blakemug. A Blake is someone who has an extreme obsession with burgers. They will do whatever it takes to get there hands on a burger, and will not let anything or anyone get in their way of a burger. If someone’s a blake, they consume so many burgers a day it’s extremely unsafe and unhealthy, and is a hazard to the people that their around.
by 63rdKizzySLATT November 23, 2021
Get the Blakemug. She is one of the best girls out there, she will make you smile non stop and laugh, she is a real jokster. You wont want to let this girl go, she will make you think about her and want to always text her, shes just amazing. The facetime calls you guys will have will make you upset when they end, telling her goodmorning will just warm your heart, seeing her happy will feel like such an accomplishment to you, not to mention she is so cute and sweet
by Ggaalsh May 29, 2020
Get the Blakelymug.