head

Getting your dick sucked

boy: I'm so excited bro
girl: why??
boy: I'm gonna get head tonight
girl: damn I'm surprised any girl would even wanna give you head
boy: who said it was a girl?
girl: *flabbergasted*

by gayassbitchwholovesdick January 18, 2023

big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off

Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

by godishornyaf November 19, 2023

HEADS

When one of the propertys blow u

-Yo fam u know that hot property in our class?
-Yeah and?
- She gave me "heads" dude

by property_hunter December 6, 2018

Bazooka Head

A form of head that only certain people are certified to give, and is known for killing people

“Dude! That girl Sarah, she gave me bazooka head!”, “I had to be admitted to a hospital”

by Godlondonkayyo July 18, 2018

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

Howler Head

When you're blowing a guy and they're so hairy you think they might be a werewolf

Jacob's trimmer broke so I won't go over there on the full moon anymore--he's a real howler head.

by Jacob Pagina May 21, 2022

National Give Adrian Head Day

Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐

National Give Adrian Head Day
Ay babe, it’s Sunday 😏
*2 hours after negotiation*
GAHD DAMN!

by BIackTusk July 22, 2022