by Sashtime March 21, 2018
by Dwiplawd March 11, 2020
when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 25, 2022
Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.
The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 07, 2023
“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.
by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011
Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.
by HeoQ March 12, 2019