a white boy who is pale as a ghost & as skinny & tall as a corn stalk. He claims to be a gangster from Chicago but in reality he's just a modified highlighter kid and wanna be gangster. He begs for sexual intimacy & asks if size matters after talking for a week. He thinks that he is tough shit but in reality no one likes him, not even his best friends.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024
Get the corn ballmug. Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”
by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024
Get the Beige Ballsmug. by Nut McNutface February 18, 2022
Get the bowling ballmug. guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021
Get the penis balls in my vaginamug. A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug. Jake: "Yo, I gotta piss dude"
Biology teacher: "First answer this. Where is the urine held within the body?"
Jake: "By balls."
Biology teacher: "First answer this. Where is the urine held within the body?"
Jake: "By balls."
by YourPalSamor March 17, 2022
Get the Ballsmug.