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Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike
Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.
by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022
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Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.
Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.
by Petdragon May 12, 2022
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Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
by Typh00n May 28, 2017
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Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.
“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.
by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020
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Vegan

Eww your vegan?
by Anonimousboeh October 10, 2020
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The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.
Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!
by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022
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